Out Of The Mouths Of Mums

Written by: The Hilltops Phoenix

mothers
  • “Don't put your coat on yet or you'll not feel the benefit outside.”
  • “One day you'll thank me.”
  • “Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.”
  • “Don't sit too close to the TV, you'll get square eyes.”
  • “I'll always love you.”
  • “While you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.”
  • “Don’t make me ask again. I’m going to give you to the count of three.”
  • “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.”
  • “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.”
  • “I will turn this car around.”
  • “I don’t care who started it, I’m finishing it.”
  • “You better wipe that look off your face.”
  • “If ou want to act like a child, I’ll treat you like one.”
  • “Wait till I tell you’re father.”
  • “Am I talking to ao brick wall?”
  • “Who’s she? The cat’s mother?”
  • “You treat this house like a hotel. What am I, your maid?”
  • “Do as I say not as I do.”
  • “I’m a cool mum. I’m down with the kids.”
  • “I’m not a taxi service.”
  • “Ask your dad.”
  • “Don’t make that face, if the wind changes it’ll stay like that.”
Steph Cooke - RUOK

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